http://rebrn.com/re/mages-in-years-3360500/When I showed it to Shin he said that's probably longer than 20 years, but I still found it amusing. I'm sure it'll be fun when someone asks for a port at that point. This is my future:
"Can I have a port to Theramore?"
"Sure!"
*2 minutes passes*
"Geez, what's taking so long??"
"Hold on, I'm looking for it".
"Seriously this shouldn't take that long"
"I HAVE 50 F'ING PORTS GODDAMMIT!!!"
"Come on, I haven't all day. Hurry up, dammit!"
*casts portal to Ancient Dalaran*